Wednesday, June 01, 2005

i don't know if it is that addictive, or more likely, i'm just too lazy to go out. i've spent the past 3 days CMing. if you must know, i've led Lyon through one season and have one the 1st Division, French League Cup and the Champions League. Great manager eh? i do feel like going out but the prospect of wandering Singapore streets alone doesn't sound too appealing to me. also...it really is wandering...like whats there to do? damn...so boring...and i'm so bored...

anyways...saw this recently...

Handy Guide To Modern Science

1.If it's green or it wriggles, it's biology

2.If it stinks, it's chemistry

3.If it doesn't make sense, it's physics

Cerf's Extensions To The Handy Guide To Modern Science

4. If it's incomprehensible, it's mathematics

5.If it doesn't make sense, it's either economics or psychology

The Medical Addendum To The Handy Guide To Modern Science

6.If it's all of the above, it's medicine

great choice Tim...

Anyways Ruth...you're not forgotten.

First Law Of Dentistry

The worst cavity will be in the least accessible tooth.